Some Really Bad Jokes I Wrote…

Posted by Gary Geck on August 7th, 2010

Some really horrible jokes I’ve written (be warned they are terrible).  If you want to hire me, I do weddings and Bah-Mitzvahs:

Q. Why didn’t the teenage Bald Eagle need a chaperone on his date?

A. Because he already had super-vision.

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Q. Why did the pirate think he should smoke weed?

A. He had glaucoma and thought it would be good for his “Aye’s”.

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Q. Why didn’t the Goth kid wear a tie?

A. So that his noose would fit better.

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Q. Why didn’t Ludwig enjoy Oktoberfest this year?

A. It was the wurst.

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Q. Why did the guy on LSD refuse to split the check?

A. Because he was one with the universe.

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Q. Why is the song “Return to Innocence” so good?

A. I don’t know, it’s an Enigma.

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Q. Why didn’t the editor corrct the man’s bad grammar on his deathbed?

A. Because he was sic.

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Q. Why did the landlord evict the gossiping tenent?

A. Because he was a viscious roomer.

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Q. What did Vanilla Ice say when a car drove by with a nice sounding engine?

A. “Yo…whirred!”

One Response to “Some Really Bad Jokes I Wrote…”

  1. Bad.

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